Skincare Isn’t a Vibe. It’s a Science
Because your 10-step routine might be doing more harm than good — accelerating sensitivity, pigmentation, and irritation while draining your bank account.
There’s something poetic about the collective obsession with skincare: the jars, the serums, the glass dropper held midair like it’s administering holy water. But behind the glow-up aesthetics and ceramide sermons lies a very real issue: most people are getting it spectacularly wrong.
It’s not your fault. You’ve been sold the dream — via influencers misting themselves on private jets, or shelfies stacked like Sephora exploded in a small bathroom. But as any decent derm will tell you, great skin is less about chaos and more about chemistry.
So why are we all still screwing it up?
Partly, it’s a knowledge gap. The skincare aisle is full of shiny promises and buzzy words, but unless you’ve got a degree in cosmetic chemistry, deciphering the INCI list feels like decoding ancient Sanskrit. Many of us end up with the wrong products for our skin type — layering a thick, buttery cream over oily skin or scrubbing away at already inflamed cheeks with a physical exfoliant last seen in 2010.
Then there’s the maximalist trap: the belief that if ten products are good, twenty must be better. Spoiler alert — your skin barrier disagrees. Overloading on actives (think: retinol, acids, vitamin C) in one routine is like serving tequila shots at brunch — fun in theory, but your face won’t thank you. Add in the habitual skipping of sunscreen — the actual anti-ageing essential — and you’ve got a recipe for inflammation, irritation, and chronic disappointment.
The truth? Your skin is a barrier first, not a blank canvas for aesthetic experimentation. It has a cycle (roughly 28–45 days), which means the only way to see change is consistency. A new serum every fortnight won’t work. Neither will strong actives on a barrier that’s dry, tight or red. You have to know when to step back, rebuild, and simplify.
Wondering when to call it quits with a product? If your face feels like it’s been introduced to a cheese grater — red, itchy, flaky, or spotty — take the hint. And if you’ve been diligently slathering something on for weeks with zero visible improvement, it may be time to Marie Kondo your bathroom shelf.
Let’s talk damage. Yes, some products are working against your skin. Harsh cleansers that strip your natural oils. Scrubs that feel like sandpaper in a bottle. Fragrance-laced formulas that smell like heaven and behave like hell. And we needn’t even mention the DIY horror stories (lemon juice and toothpaste belong nowhere near your pores).
So how do you get it right?
Start by knowing your skin — not your vibe. Is it oily, dry, sensitive, combination, or acne-prone? That answer determines everything from your cleanser texture to your moisturiser weight. Oily types should reach for non-comedogenic formulas — ideally lightweight gels or gel-creams. Dry skin thrives on creams rich in ceramides, fatty acids and occlusives. Sensitive skin? Avoid essential oils, fragrance, or strong acids until your barrier is rock solid.
Next, simplify. Think of your routine like a good capsule wardrobe: start with the essentials (cleanser, moisturiser, SPF), then add your statement pieces (actives and treatments) slowly, with intention. And please, for the love of glowing skin, give each product time to work — skin cycles last weeks, not days. One active at a time. Two nights on, one night off. Barrier repair before brightening.
And SPF? It’s not optional. It’s your skin’s daily armour. Without it, every acid, antioxidant and retinoid is basically working overtime while your skin lies sunburned in a deckchair.
Of course, not all products are created equal. And some — the true icons — actually deliver results. If you’re going to invest, invest wisely. Here’s the elevated edit:
Obagi Professional-C Serum 15% (£147)
A powerhouse antioxidant serum that tackles pigmentation, brightens dullness and helps defend against environmental damage. Use in the morning under moisturiser and SPF.
ZO Skin Health Complexion Renewal Pads (£50)
A cult classic for good reason. Pre-soaked with glycolic and salicylic acid, they exfoliate gently but effectively. Use a few nights a week to decongest pores and refine texture. £52, Face & Body Shop
Medik8 Crystal Retinal 6 (£69)
A clinically backed vitamin A that smooths lines and speeds up cell turnover with minimal irritation. Start 2–3 nights a week, always followed by moisturiser. £49, Medik8
Bioderma Sensibio Soothing mild cleansing Gel (£20)
A derm-approved face wash that feels like a gentle gel but lathers just enough to lift away the day. Fragrance-free, soap-free, and pH-balanced, it respects even the most sensitive skin while actually cleansing properly — no post-wash tightness, no barrier disruption.
Beauty of Joseon Relief Sun: Rice + Probiotics SPF 50+ (£16.11)
A Korean cult sunscreen that feels like skincare. Lightweight, non-greasy, and no white cast. Possibly the most enjoyable SPF you'll ever use. £18, Stylevana
Embryolisse Lait-Crème Concentré (£26.99)
The French backstage icon that hydrates, primes and soothes in one. Rich, creamy, endlessly comforting. £20, Cult Beauty
Augustinus Bader The Eye Cream (175)
A luxurious, clinically formulated eye cream designed to reduce puffiness, smooth fine lines, and strengthen delicate under-eye skin with the brand’s TFC8® complex. Works seamlessly under makeup or as part of your evening recovery.
HydroPeptide Power Luxe Night Cream (£133)
The peptide-rich night cream your retinol deserves. Helps restore the barrier, deeply hydrates, and supports collagen production without irritation. £120, HydroPeptide UK
Because glowing skin isn’t about trends. It’s about treating your face with the same level of intelligence, attention, and respect you give your best outfit. Serum first, serotonin later.
A Sample Routine That Actually Works
For combination, breakout-prone, or early ageing skin — adapted for real life.
MORNING
Cleanse: Bioderma Sensibio Foaming Gel
Treat: Obagi Professional-C Serum 15%
Moisturise: Embryolisse Lait-Crème Concentré
Eye: Augustinus Bader The Eye Cream
Protect: Beauty of Joseon Relief Sun SPF 50+
EVENING
Cleanse: Bioderma Sensibio Foaming Gel
Exfoliate (2–3 nights/week): ZO Skin Health Complexion Renewal Pads
Retinoid Nights (alternate): Medik8 Crystal Retinal 6
Moisturise: HydroPeptide Power Luxe Night Cream
Eye: Augustinus Bader The Eye Cream
+ WEEKLY RESET NIGHT:
One full evening off actives — just cleanse and moisturise. Skin cycling is real. And effective.